5/29/09 8:30am Duration: 8 minutes (felt like 30)
Me: Good-
Juror: I don't know what side of stupid you people are on, but I cannot serve.
Me: Ahem... Good morning, jury services. How can I help you?
Juror: You're helping me, NOT!!!
Me: Ok..... Tell me why you called today?
Juror: This is harassment, and I'm not going to put up with it. There are plenty of unemployed or really old people. Ask them to serve!
Me: M'am, jury service is the responsibility of every citizen.
Juror: Just quit calling me. Lose my number!
Silence
Juror: Hello?
Me: But you called me....
And.... dial tone