Slap your forehead now.
Call Center/5-4-09 @ 2:00 pm Duration: 10 minutes
Me: Good afternoon, jury services.
Juror: I ain't doing jury duty. It would be a serious financial burden. My job doesn't pay me for jury duty.
Me: Unfortunately, the court doesn't excuse people for that reason.
Juror: WHAT? Are you going to pay my bills?
Me: Uh..... No, m'am?
Juror: Well! What am I supposed to do?
Me: You could apply for financial hardship.
Them: How do I do that?
Me: Complete the requested information in the 'financial hardship request' section and return the form.
SILENCE
Me: M'am?
Juror: Well, it's asking for the amount of people in the household. What is that?
Me: Uh.... They are asking you to list the amount of people that live in your house.
Juror: Well, I don't live in a house. I live in an apartment.
SILENCE
Juror: Hello?
Me: In this case, the two are synonymous.
Juror: So what do people who live in apartments do?